if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story
realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad
Did Someone Say Cake?
I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.
get to know me meme: [16/20] favorite fictional characters → clarke griffin“I do believe in second chances, though.”
fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads